taylormariegreen: tyleroakley: “Everything you see exists on this pizza in a delicate balance. As a blogger, you need to understand that balance and respect all the toppings, from the beefy pepperoni to the gooey cheese.” “But dad, don’t we eat the cheese?” “When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the cows eat the grass. And cows make milk, which makes cheese pizza. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.” ^best caption ever HAHA OK I JUST HAD TO

taylormariegreen:

tyleroakley:

“Everything you see exists on this pizza in a delicate balance. As a blogger, you need to understand that balance and respect all the toppings, from the beefy pepperoni to the gooey cheese.”

“But dad, don’t we eat the cheese?”

“When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the cows eat the grass. And cows make milk, which makes cheese pizza. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.”

^best caption ever

HAHA OK I JUST HAD TO